Court report

At Dawlish Warren beach, yesterday.

Amongst those guilty of crimes too varied to remember were Sasha, who was convicted on three counts, Nikki (who developed a taste for Twix and chili), Nichola, and Jess R.

Jess and Sasha failed to complete their punishments and will be recalled today.

For some reason no mention was made of the judge forgetting to take the pennants to the game yesterday, which should be worth something...